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X shaftSays it’s the sexier of the two companies.

And the one with the biggest penis.

The company’s sexiest feature?

Its giant, long, penis.

It’s made from silicone, and is about the size of a baseball bat.

Its penis is a size of the size and shape of a softball.

It’s called X shaft.

The new company is up in the United States.

The CEO is Rob DeAngelis, who started X shaft in 2003.

He has a wife, and two daughters.

And he’s got a son.

He told me, when he first started X, he said, this is going to be really big.

It is.

And it is.

It takes me five minutes to pee.

And you don’t need to know anything about sex to get into X shaft, which is one of the most popular male-to-female porn sites.

And I say that not as a jerk, but as a guy who knows a lot about the industry.

I was at a party one night, and the girl in front of me was sitting with her friends, and her friend was sitting right next to her, and she was like, I’m like, ‘Is that a guy?’

And the girl was like yeah, and they were like, yeah, but it’s a girl.

And she was sitting there and they’re like, and this girl is like, no.

And so the guy was like I have to take her to the toilet.

So he got out a condom and they walked in.

And this girl was sitting at a table and her friends were all sitting in a circle around the table.

And they were sitting on the edge of the table, so they were touching their genitals.

And this girl’s friend was like oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

I just started touching my dick.

And Rob says, you know, this girl can’t be touching her boyfriend’s dick.

She can’t touch her boyfriend.

I can’t, but I can touch my dick to her dick.

And so she goes and gets the condom, and Rob comes in and says, can I have it?

And she’s like, what’s the big deal?

She said, it’s not even my penis, it is my girlfriend’s dick, right?

And Rob goes, well, if she doesn’t want to touch it, she can take it.

And if she does want to, she says, I’ll take it off.

And when she took it off, the penis was the size, shape and length of a small basketball.

But the thing that makes it so special is the shaft.

The shaft is about as big as the width of your thumb.

It has the ability to be as long as your palm.

It also has the capacity to bend.

Rob Deangelo says it has a diameter of about a half-inch.

It bends, too.

So Rob says to his customers, ‘Look, I’ve got the best penis in the world, but what I really want is for you guys to be attracted to me.

I want you to feel attracted to this guy.’

And I say, Rob, look, the shaft is like the biggest thing in the universe, and I want to be able to have you guys be attracted.

So X shaft has a lot of the things that guys love about guys, including a great story, and a great product, and that penis is made from one of their favorite materials, which I’ll talk about next.

I also want you guys in for a treat.

Rob DeAngelises company is X shaft S. I was the one who made the first penis.

I’ve been doing this for 15 years, and now I’m in the third year of the company.

We’ve sold about 200 million penis shafts.

And Rob said to me, look here, you’ve got a story, a great idea, and if you guys are interested in it, you’ll want to come here, right now.

And we have a very big party tomorrow.

And you can come and have a little bit of a party.

So Rob said, you’re invited.

And everyone said yes.

So we went down to the club, and we had the party.

And I sat down and we watched the girls go out there, and when they were done, we went up to them and they said, wow, I can see you guys getting erections, Rob.

You can see that.

We’re very, very aroused.

And then we went back up to the boys and they all had erections.

Rob said to them, you guys should get out and do the same thing.

And everybody said yes, and everybody was very happy, and everyone was very excited.

So I had a little party and I had everyone in the house and I told everybody, Rob Deangelis, get out of here, we’re going to do the first one.

And people started getting erect

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